December 24, 2007
a topical joke
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.” [via]
Did it work?
The ladies around here don’t look like they’d be good on a ladder, nor that they’d be getting $300. We did have someone offer to sweep our porch for $2 once, but it has been a while.